Upgrading the Meat

The flesh is weak, but the code is eternal. Installing an NFC chip in your hand allows you to unlock doors, pay for terminals, and store your PGP keys.

Safety First

1. Sterilization: Use ISO 99% Alcohol.
2. Placement: Between the thumb and index metacarpals.
3. Hardware: Only use biocompatible glass capsules.

cpp
// Arduino Code for Reader
#include <SPI.h>
#include <MFRC522.h>

void loop() {
  if ( ! mfrc522.PICC_IsNewCardPresent()) return;
  if ( ! mfrc522.PICC_ReadCardSerial()) return;
  Serial.println("IMPLANT DETECTED");
}

Future Roadmap

We are currently testing subdermal LEDs powered by blood glucose. Stay tuned.